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Another word for diarrhea.
I pushed to hard with that thick piss and got wicked splash back
When a gay man is masturbauting and the only visual assistance he needs is the view of himself jerking off.
I'm excited for a night of selferotication.
The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.
I was in the middle of the football game when I got a shit alert
When you masturbate without cutting your nails first and you cut your dick.
I jerked off last night and didn't cut my nails so I had a little self circumsition
When you ejaculate without getting hard.
I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.
The act of peeing after masturbating to clean out any cum still left over in your dick.
most of my pee missed the toilet last night because I tried a dick cleanse with an erection.