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Cool Power Metal band. Probably one of the most talented in musicianship and songwriting, up there with Helloween. Not so great but still excellent power metal bands are Iced Earth, Manowar, Rhapsody. Power Metal bands usually write songs which are Fantasy,Folk Lore, and Historic Based songs.
Dude, Blind Guardian played at the Amphitheater, and it PWNT! Were you there?
OMFG MY LIFE IS T3H 0V3R I missed BG!!!!!!!!!
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When you get a cool emoji-filled text from your friend but have no idea what the fuck they're saying because all of the emojis are little boxes.
You: Man, my dog died today.
Friend: 💀
You: What's ?
Friend: Sorry, forgot you were android blind
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one of the best metal bands that has ever walked the face of this earth!
SHIT! Blind Guardian fucking kicks ass!!!
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When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.
My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.
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true power metal that kicks your ass
blind guardian rocked my face off
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When a guy is whacking off and his lady walks in on him .. She starts yelling and he promptly punches her in the right eye and soon after plasters the left eye shut with his Goo..
Dude my lady walked in on me jacking it so I punched her in one eye and shot a load in her other one . There you have Bitch Be Blind
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When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.