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Chipotle Brain

The feeling you get after eating a burrito and taco from anywhere but Chipotle, then every picture of a chain restaurant looks like a Chipotle. Often associated as a form of food coma.

"Cate sent me a snapchat from a foodcourt and I had really bad Chipotle Brain."

by thepoetix May 27, 2014


Chipotle God

A person who eats Chipotle every day, and loves and dies by Chipotle.

“Wow, he’s eating Chipotle again?”
“Yeah, what do you expect? That’s the Chipotle God!”

by SceneAmatiX September 3, 2019


Chipotle Run

The streaks left on your undergarments and the shits after a nights run with friends to your local Chipotle.

I had the Chipotle runs this morning after hitting it up lastnight after the bar.

by Darth Raw October 31, 2014


Chipotle Hot

1:Exceeding the above average attractiveness to the opposite sex.
2: An attractive couple.

3: The opposite of Fugly

1:John Stamos is chipotle hot!

2: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are Chipotle Hot

by Max and Kim June 7, 2011


Tiny Chipotle

A soggy fetus that gets carried every game

I just carried tiny chipotle

by SlimyDoorknob March 17, 2020


Chipotle Syndrome

The beautiful art of making a masterpiece in the toilet, while it stenches the whole bathroom up of various smells such as, Total Toilet Domination, Ass Volcano, and Hurricane Ass-Cheek. Then someone walks into the bathroom, seeing you have recreated Pompeii with your ass. You soon forget about it 48 hours later.

I was eating at Chipotle, when all of a sudden an old grandma was clenching her butt-cheeks and went in the bathroom which sounded like World War III. You really feel bad for the janitors who clean that mess up. That's when I knew she had Chipotle Syndrome

by Turkeymash August 19, 2014

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chipotle club

a group of the phattest cats around. they go and eat burttios while talkin about problems with their bitches. no lame-os allowed.

Daniel: Can Megan come?
Chipotle Club: Damn son, whats the deal?
Stevo: I like Real Madrid.
Chip and Daniel: YOU FUCKING NAZI

by oh you know February 23, 2005

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