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Two men who have both had sex with the same woman at some point.
Guy 1:"I hooked up with Charlene last night."
Guy 2:"Dude, I hooked up with her 6 months ago!"
Together: "Wiener cousins!"
*high five*
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Codename for Marijuana, commonly used by teenagers that smoke weed.
Max, close your mouth and let's go hang out with Cousin Eddie!
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Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the south-land
I miss 'ole' 'bamy once again and I think it's a sin
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you, here I come
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how bout you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama, oh sweet home
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
PornHub-Mia Khalifa becomes cousin fucker and fucks dad
Me-*hand on dick* SWEET HOME ALABAMA *cums*
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1.) a cousin that you know you are related to but you still think is hot and doable...and you suspect given the circumstances of drunkness you dont know what you would do.
Damn dude if I had a few beers I DONT KNOW WHAT I would do with my hot cousin!!
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A guy that helps people homebrew their Wii. he has also done a thumb reveal as his hyped up friends don't really care. He used to be popular, but now he's in a lower tier than my battle pass on fortnite. he is the only person that can help you on your wii. i think maybe he is a simp though, and maybe he likes anime i dont know. i just watch his streams
"Oh, Do you know who Cousins' Productions is?"
"Yeah, he helped me homebrew my Wii!"
"He's a dead youtuber now"
"Oh dang it, I had a crush on him!"
A guy who is Eskimo Brother's with someone that you are Eskimo Brother's with, but not for the same girl.
"Hey, you're Eskimo Brother's with Mikey? I'm Eskimo Brother's with Mikey! That means we're Eskimo Cousins! Fack yeah!"
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The name you call someone who has sexual relations with their cousin. Yes, sexual relations.
Brandon: OMG! You're a cousin fucker!
Me: I AM NOT! Just because everyone says my cousin is hot and he wants to get in my pants, does NOT mean I fucked him!
Brandon: Nah, you fucked him.
Me: HE WISHES!
Brandon: Yeah OK...cousin fucker.
Me: GRAWR! (eats Brandon)(or not)
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