Mother's Cures For Hiccups

Any of the various lies you are told as a child that later prove to be fabrications.

"I was always told that people were basically good and I could be whatever I wanted to be but those things just turned out to be Mother's Cures For Hiccups"

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best cure for depression

sex

girl: omgomg im so depressed i wanna kill myself

dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me

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An Ass that Could Cure Cancer

A female who has a behind that is so exquisite it could potentially inspire one to develop a cure for cancer.

Ethan: Dude do you see that girl over there with the nice caboose?
Matt: Dammmmnn, Becky's got an ass that could cure cancer.

futari wa pretty cure

Pretty Cure battles creatures in the Dark Zone to protect the Garden of Light and the Garden of Rainbows.
First episode date: February 1, 2004
Final episode date: January 30, 2005
Cast: Yōko Honna, Yukana, Tomokazu Seki, Roger Rhodes, MORE
Program creators: Toei Animation, Asahi Broadcasting Corporation, Asatsu-D

10 year old: I like pretty cure especially Futari Wa Pretty Cure!
9 year old: Hey I like that show too!!

avoidant personality disorder cure

The realisation that life is a game and every 2 player game has a winner and a loser only in life there billions of players and more than half are the losers therefore why give a fuck about your appearance, about what people think when the ones who are judging you are fodder of the human race, just a bunch of random faces that don't care about you and neither should you.

People who practise the avoidant personality disorder cure usually develop chronic misanthropy

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wow thanks i'm cured

A sarcastic phrase used after receiving inappropriate or over-simplified health advice. Also a large community of internet trolls who shoot down any and all health advice that doesn't include a psychiatrist or a pill, and worship big pharma with outdated psychiatric models of "chemical imbalances".

Motivational poster: Exercise can help make people happy!

Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.

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The Best Way To Cure A Jellyfish Sting

First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool

I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool

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