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A Davy is an overwieght fat slob that has no life but to hang out with freshmen even though he is a 19 year old senior with a below 2.0 gpa.
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A town near Sacramento, California, where it smells like cows and the people are hippies that fuck without condoms.
Alphonse: Hey dude, where are we at?
Phil: It smells like cows, we must be in Davis...
Alphonse: Oh shit, there is a hippie comin this way... lets go talk to her.
Phil: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! You're fucked!
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1. The sex act known as "the davies" combines both circle-jerking and fellatio to create a singularity of infinite gay. To perform the davies, a man gets down on his knees and pushes his penis down between his thighs. The next man assumes the same position behind the first, while taking the first man's cock in his mouth. The chain continues until the circle is complete.
2. Named after famed producer and screenwriter, Russel T. Davies.
John knelt behind Frankie, suckling his tiny brown cock like a newborn calf. His freckled nose inhaling the sweet aroma of Frankie's distended, gaping rectum. Eagerly, John awaited his prize. He slid his lips forward and backward along Frankie's saliva lubricated shaft, and his nose pounded the older trannie's taint. Then, Frankie's thighs and anus clenched spasmodically, and his cock swelled as shot after shot of hot semen erupted forth and hammered john's tonsils. Tears welled up in John's eyes as he struggled against the urge to gag. In the end, his years of tutelage under the aging transvestite served him well, and he was able to drink almost every drop of jizz. Only a tiny bit leaked from the corners of his mouth, into his ginger beard.
And the it was his turn. John rocked back and forth, punishing the throat of the man behind him as he writhed in ecstasy. The feel of Efren's hot breath in his pubic hair, and the ammonia odor of Frankie's cum in his beard drove him to orgasm. He whimpered and shuddered as he exploded into Efren's hungry mouth.
At that moment, John felt like he was part of something much greater than himself. Greater even than all of these queers gathered in a circle in this seedy West Hollywood motel. He felt a cosmic awareness, an overflowing celestial fountain of infinite gay, like a newly born star exploding into being and casting its light over all creation. He had helped create a davies, an ouroboros of gay with no beginning and no end.
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Home of the Davis Center for Social Progress and Human Advancement, otherwise known as The University of California at Davis. From day one, students who had 4.0's in high school are blasted with socialistic and communistic propaganda. Also, UC Davis has an 80% graduation rate, and the majority of classes are curved. So, 20% of the students at UC Davis have to fail, no matter what. While not as effective as Berkeley, this propaganda reaches a majority of students, leading many to have inferiority complexes and bouts of depression when they realize how greedy their desire to achieve is.
Thank God I'm about to graduate UC Davis, and I can't wait to get as far away from here as I can. It is said that many who graduate here don't become particularly successful in life, and I can see why. I defy that claim, and I plan to become very successful and make a shitload of money. Call me greedy if you want.
For current UC Davis students, I honestly hope the best for you. Resist any limits the faculty and staff here may try to impose upon you, and resist the complacent attitude that is so prevalent out here. For those considering UC Davis and have dreams of a big future, run away as fast as you can. Go to a school that emphasizes the practical concepts of hard work and personal achievement.
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One whom sits in their room most nights on their own consuming a wide variety of liquors and intoxicants. This process later leads to mental defects in later life however a promising career in the art of obscene drawings awaits.
"God i got so depressed last night, i totally did a Davies"
"What a Davies our son has turned out to be"
"I cant believe thats an original Davies, his work sells for quite a bit in Rhyl"
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Another term for a dick. It can be used as almost any form of speech. If the suffix "piece" is added to "davis" it more specifically refers to the penis and not the person to whom the penis belongs. Such as "davispiece." Without the piece, the word davis can refer to almost anything including people.
n) "My Davis"
v) "Tom davised all over her face"
adj) "That's so davis"
participle) "Yo, quit davising around"
exclamation) "DAVIS"
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slang for coke, as in Dickie Davis - who had a white cows lick.
Oih cunty get your Davis out you cunt!
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