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The greatest store ever!! I can get the biggest, best things cheap.
"Hey Allan, 7-Eleven is the shiznit, nahhhh!"
In addition to the ten fingers on the human hands, the eleventh "finger" is the appendage between a man's legs.
This morning, I accidentally jammed my finger eleven in a revolving door.
A simple phrase connoting the desire or need to depart from the current location; usually followed by a response of "Let's roll." The importance of such an action can be magnified by the individual orating both portions of the clause as in "Nine-Eleven; let's roll."
Approaching time to go to class
Gentleman 1: "Nine-Eleven?"
Gentleman 2: "Let's roll."
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At a horrible party
Gentleman 1: "Nine-Eleven; let's roll."
Gentleman 2: nods in agreement
The one day out of the year that is completely magical. If you and your significant other share this date, you are completely in luck and will have an amazing and magical relationship.
Q: You guys are the best couple I've ever met! What's your official date?
A: Seven eleven!!
The marks you make on a toilet wall with your forefinger and middle finger after you find out too late there is no toilet paper left.
The toilet was a total disgrace, the walls were liberally covered with brown elevens.
childcare - the term used to describe a child's running nose, usually, an infected one (hence the "yellow"), that displays one downward drip from each nostril, (hence the "eleven"). Usually, the eleven starts somewhere deep in the nasal cavity, drips constantly, over the upper lip and disaapears into the child's mouth, destined to repeat the cycle.
"Honey, can you get a wipee and snag that yellow eleven on Danielle before she drinks it?"
"Nope, it's your turn. I just did one during breakfast"