Hat-Trick

In hick country where there's no public transportation, you have no car, and your parents would rather go to Guantanamo Bay to be tortured than drive you anywhere...this is when you have breakfast, lunch, and dinner at 3 different restaurants (not at home) in different locations in the same day. An incredibly rare event worthy of taking your hat off and saluting.

Brent rarely gets to go out to eat, but today he had the Hat-Trick, going to Dunkin Donuts for breakfast, Burger King for lunch and the 99 restaurant for dinner.

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Mexican Hat Trick

In medicine, a ventilator weaning tactic which utilizes confusion & misdirection to minimize agitation's negative physiologic effects in which sedation is turned down, the endotracheal tube (breathing tube) is removed, then the patient wakes up breathing on their own, not having the opportunity to become agitated and delay extubation, and then the remaining sedation is discontinued.

Mr. Jones was agitated and hyperventilated every time we turned down his sedation to wean the vent so we bit the bullet and pulled a Mexican Hat Trick on him. Now he is breathing on his own and is relaxed but confused as to what just happened

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facebook hat-trick

You score a facebook hat-trick when you write down "what are you thinking/doing?" box, then click "i like" and then comment on that what you liked and wrote about it...
when someone reaches that he or she should very proud of him/herself as if they scored acctual hat-trick...

"Hey you saw what a dusche bag Tomy is?"
"no, what he did?"
"he scored his fifth facebook hat-trick today!!!"
"wow, someone has his ego boost today!"

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shoe in the hat trick

When you lose a game of tetris

That was a classic shoe in the hat trick, you lost bad.

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Philly Hat Trick

Same as a Philadelphia Hat Trick When no matter how you try to succeed and get people's hopes up, you fuck up 3 times in a row (usually within a year) and ruin you or someone else's hopes.

A true Philadelphia Hat Trick: Eagles, Flyers, and Smarty Jones

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Albany Hat Trick

The act of screwing a rural area financially and legally until it is overrun with opioids and crime. In reference to the capital of New York creating rules that have led to the rise of crime and drugs in Upstate New York.

Washington, D.C. scored an Albany Hat Trick when they created suburbs in Virginia that inflated the cost of living and led to urban decay decades after.

japanese hat trick

an act that involves copulating, slaughtering, and consuming your meal in one sitting. Originated in Tokyo at a restaurant that specialized in this experience using various animals (e.g. dogs, pigs).

Bob's Omakase sushi dinner pailed in comparison to the Japanese hat trick he pulled

with a Black Wagyu bull the night before.