Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.
Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!
Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.
"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."
A hoe who uses men the way a hermit crab uses a shell. When she grows out of one, she's on to the next.
Stacey has been through 27 boyfriends in the last five months. Stacey is a hermit hoe.
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A man who tries to fit his entire body inside a pussy and hide there for the rest of his life
Yo, I heard Noah is a pussy hermit
Modern technology (more specifically home computers and smart devices, audio/video chatting services, messaging services, and remote desktop apps) that allows someone to work in almost complete isolation - mostly in one's own home.
Well I guess I've been preparing for a quarantine for awhile now. With all of my hermit tech, I haven't set foot in an office for YEARS! My coworkers know I'm an email or phone call away, they just don't know exactly where I'm at - and they probably don't need to.