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A sexual position that involves two midgets and a piece of rope.
Dude I picked these two bitches up from the circus and gave 'em a Lazy Gargamel!
Also known as the Chronicles of Narnia Rap. It was originally shown on SNL performed by Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg. It has grown and become one of the funniest videos of all-time, the rest is internet lore.
Lazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing
Hello?
What up Parns?
Yo Samberg what's crackin'?
You thinking what I'm thinking? (Narnia!) Then it's happening.
But first my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.
Where's the movie playing?
Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True that. (Double true!)
68th and Broadway (Step on it sucker!)
What you what to do Chris?
Snack attack motherfucker!
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? (Gonna pack it up nice.)
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a ten before.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater. Ticket buying what we're handlin'.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest.
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it's going to get tragic.
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic.
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
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A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.
1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.
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The person reading this instead of doing their homework or anything productive.
You are a fucking lazy ass bum.
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A term used by gay men. It means the bottom is too lazy to do the prep work for anal sex, often times meaning that the bottom will just top instead, or that anal sex won't be happening.
I consider myself bot/vers, but I only include the vers part because I'm a lazy bottom.
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Using a jacuzzi jet to pleasure one's self
Once all the couples left the hot tub, I gave myself a lazy martin.
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When your Lazy Sunday is so lazy that it carries over into Monday and you have to call in sick to work/school.
Joe: Where were you today?
Steve: Oh just having a Lazy Monday