lung cancer

A hideous, excruciating, horrible disease that an unlucky 20% of smokers will contract in their lifetime. Inability to breathe, vomiting, and having to use a bedpan are symptoms in later stages

Lung cancer

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power lunge

To enter an extremely tight female arsehole

Trevor needed to power lunge as Sally was very nervous.

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Lung Biscuit

A small, disgusting, nugget shaped particle that is often coughed up from ones lung. It smells worse than a rotting corpse and you are scared you are the only one...

You are not alone.

Tommy just coughed up a lung biscuit and it smelled like the breathe of 1000 bums.

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White Lung

A serious and sometimes deadly lung infection caused by inhaling spermicidal fluids.

Did you hear?

Darryl was diagnosed with the white lung today.

I bet he was the one Bryce was bragging about getting head from.

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lung scud

A cigarette. The idea is that a cigarette is shaped like a scud missile and is about as good for you as one.

Dude, you gotta stop smoking those lung scuds. They're gonna give you cancer.

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Bong lung

What one experiences from hitting a bong too much. Can be achieved by daily bong use for an extended period of time.

Symptoms are increased lung/throat irritation and decreased smoke-inhalation capacity.

Causes stoner shame and lactose-intolerance accusations.

Treatments include taking a break from bongs specifically, or switching exclusively to vaporization for herb consumption.

*COUGH COUGH, COUGH COUGH* "Man my throat hurts! it's like I can't even take hits anymore! It's like I'm 16 again!"

"Sounds like you gotta a nasty case of bong lung, dude. You need a break."

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lung fish

girl who can give head without breathing

no example just tell the bitch to do a lung fish

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