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The guy across the street who has pink yogurt lid sized nipples hanging from his man boobs that ALWAYS has his shirt off, blinding all that cross his path.
Mr Nipples is out shirtless again pulling the heads off of his roses. Good God man put on a shirt!
The bumps around a woman's nipple.
My girlfriend's nipple braile says "suck here."
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A game played between two individuals in which each person pinches, twists and otherwise irritates the nipples of the other person. The player going the longest without screaming or flinching is the winner.
I kicked my girlfriend's ass at nipple chicken and I've got the bruises to prove it.
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When a person's judgment is compromised when either thinking about naked breasts or by having them in front of their face.
"Did you hear about Bill?"
"No, what happened to Bill?"
"Some chick flashed her bazongas at him while he was driving and he crashed his car. The nipple effect was that he had to go to the hospital and miss work today."
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A diease caught from smoking weed which causes your nipples to change to various colors, most commonly yellow, and also causes them to dry up and in some cases even uncontrollable milk spurtage. In very rare cases your nipple may bleed an/or grow upto 10 feet long.
(John enters doctors office)
John: doctor my nipples are changing colors
Doctor: Have you been smoking weed lately?
John: Yes i did just yesterday
Doctor: Well sir, you have yellow nipple diease
John: I should have seen this coming
Doctor: Ha, you said cum.
When a lass is dancing all sexy and shit on your crouch and you slowly rub her nipples with your thumb and/or index finger, after receiving her prior concent , of course.
-Hey, what's Johnie doing ?
- Giving Martha the nipple dance, duh.
the condition of raw irritation, soreness, chafing, or bleeding from one or both nipples caused by sports related activities.
1. Oscar had a severe case of sports nipple after surfing.
2. Harriet recieved a sports nipple infection from running without a sports bra.