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White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.
Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?
Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim
A high school in Warwick Rhode Island known for producing the state's burger flippers and WWD's (waistoids with diplomas). The principal is Dennis Mullin, who at the pep rallies believes that the school is spelled "P-I-L-G-R-I"
After every rainstorm at least one classroom becomes a designated swimming pool.
Most students are either too dumb or too poor to get drugs so many snort salt and smoke oregano.
Student apathy is a must, and those without it transfer to a private school, such as LaSalle or "Mendricken"
The sports teams all are awful except for the girls soccer team for some strange reason. So in closing, don't screw with the girls there because they all obviously know how to kick hard.
Random Person: "What School do you go to?"
PHS Student: "Pilgrim High School"
Random Person: "I'm so sorry.."
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A sex act made famous in the 14th century by early enhabitants of Massachusetts and Philadelphia.
In this act the woman or reciever lays on their back and raises their feet over their head. At this time the giver inserts and proceeds to spin around the reciever in a meat grinder sort of fashion.
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Judy last weekend?
Dude: No what happened?
Guy: She fractured 3 Vertebra when Sam was giving her the Pilgrims Meat Grinder.
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Lauren Ann Oates is in love with thos boy. We've been through a lot for over 3 years. He's the cutest, sweetest, most loving, handsome, funniest man I have ever been with. He has Laurens heart.
Michael Pilgrim and Lauren are the cutest couple.
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To cut of your partners head with anykind of sharp object (preferrably a lawnmower blade) while in the act of intercourse and then fuck your dead partner in the anal cavity (asshole) while dressed in traditional pilgrim clothing.
Person 1 - Did you take care of that whore girlfriend of yours.
Person 2 - Yeah, i cut that bitch's head clear off, and then i used the reverse anal pilgrim on her before i disposed of the body.
Person 1 - Thats pretty goddamn impressive!!
Person 2 - I Know Right?
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A school in Warwick Rhode Island where the kids whole do graduate don’t end up going to college or leaving Warwick and mostly likely end up working on a boat and the class of 2023 is probably the most annoying girls you’ll ever meet but the rest of the school knows how to have some fun and smoke some weed then they got prick head freshman with beards who don’t care about anything other then that #1 school in Rhode Island
“What school you go to”
“Pilgrim high school”
“Lucky”
White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.
Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?
Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim