yarder

Short for "backyard wrestler". People of whom take various weapons that are used to perform acts of violence towards one another in order to win matches.

The yarders went through a hard fought battle in their backyard ring.

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50 Yarder

A chick that looks hot from far away but fugly up close.

Bro #1: Hey bro what do you think about that girl Alex at work?
Bro #2: Oh you mean "50 Yarder?"
Bro #1: Why do you call her that?
Bro #2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

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40 Yarder

Someone who looks good from far away (40 yards away).

Dang, she looks good. Oh wait... nope, maybe not. She's a 40 yarder.

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fifty yarder

A girl that looks good from far, but far from good. Fifty yards away she looks like a dime, but as you get closer, you find that she's only a nickel. Maybe worse.

Damn, she's about a fifty yarder.

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1000 yarder

Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.

Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?

John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up

(5 min or 500 yards later)

John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there

Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now

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100-yarder

When you see a girl/boy from far away and you think they look hot, YET when you get closer, they turn out to be ugly.

"Dude, I saw these girls playing tennis that looked fine, but they turned out to be 100-yarders."

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40 yarder

Any variation of yard markers referring to the distance you could punt a dog.

"That chihuaua is pretty small... I'd say at least a 40 yarder."

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