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Poodle Hanger

Someone who grabs a poodles leash while the dog is attached, and chokes the bloody thing to death. This situation mostly happens with the neighbors poodle.

Johny just performed a poodle hanger on Bobs dog.

by Big_Phil May 23, 2009

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Canoodle Poodle

An adjective used to describe someone who is a proficient snuggler.

April...connoisseur of all things snuggling related. The one, the only..."CANOODLE POODLE"!

by 66057 December 8, 2007

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Poodle Friend

Any hair, or an amazingly awesome hairdo. Especially one that shares a surprising resemblance to a poodle. If you cut/shave your hair, you are killing your poodle. Afros are very poodly (or poodley). Straight hair is an emo poodle. You get the picture.



Why did you kill your poodle friend! It looked so good before!

That (insert noun here) is soo poodley!

Pete Wentz is just one big emo poodle!

by poodlesRus April 16, 2009

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Purple poodle

A male being who serves feminism without ever questioning its validity. The purple poodle loves putting women above himself and lacks any form of self respect, just like he lacks his balls. Thus, he kowtows to the very women who humiliate and domesticate him. Purple poodles even applaud when a feminist spews open misandry and toxic lies. They viciously bark whenever feminism or women are criticized.

1.
"Do you know that Rupert is a member of the feminist supremacy association?"
"Yeah, I know that he`s a purple poodle."

2.
Man: "I think false rape accusations are a real danger for men"
Feminazi: "Help. I`m being oppressed by the patriarchy"
Purple poodle: "Woof woof ruff arf." *insults the oppressor*

by Pfoenix December 3, 2014

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Poodle-Hopper

1. (noun) a large cart with wheels used for moving single or multiple poodles from one location to another

Cornelius: "Stanley, play time is over, will you bring the Poodle-Hopper into the rumpus room?"

Stanley: "Yes, immediately, sir"

by WC-surfarmer April 24, 2010


poodle leg

A large fluffy line of cocaine. From Irvine Welsh novels (Trainspottng)

I cut up a couple of poodle legs from the gram I got from Begbie

by Slackr002 April 6, 2016


toodle poodle

kind of like awesome possum but as a way of saying goodbye. usually used with a waggle of fingers:)

brad: see you later babe!
Janet: no.

Brad: toodle poodle! my sweet little poodle *waggles fingers*

Janet: no. *walks away*
ellenorla: *awkward jesus*

by ellenorla January 21, 2012