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republican

An itching painful mass of enlarged veins found in red swollen anal tissue.

Also called Hemorrhoids.

Maybe if you wiped the shit off of your ass those fucking Republicans would go away.

by Davied January 25, 2007

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republican

White, Bible thumping, KKK, rich, uneducated, religious, old individual who has no idea about the real world or never experienced it. These individuals tend to be the older crowd and are very conservative. They don't agree with change and/or mixed marriages.

The south tends to be more republican then the north.
The south also tends to have a lower average IQ then the north.

by Hussain Zaidi January 10, 2006

1013๐Ÿ‘ 363๐Ÿ‘Ž


Republican

To be shamefully hypocritical without giving a f*ck; typically because the hypocrite, nor the people who fund them, give one sh*t about anything other than power, money, and taking their daddy issues out on hundreds of millions of people.

Oh, you opposed nominating a Supreme Court Justice nine months before an election and then turned around and nominated your own justice ONE month before an election? That is so Republican of you.

I criticized Democrats for crying over Hillary's election for four years, but now I'm going to cry for four years about voter fraud during Biden's election. Why? Because I am Republican.

by Witch McConnell November 10, 2020

29๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


republican

The party in which the wealth exceeds the IQ 1000 to 1.

George W. Bush, Bush Sr, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon, Herbert Hoover... See what I mean??

by bigtones December 18, 2004

1138๐Ÿ‘ 423๐Ÿ‘Ž


Republican

A completetly retarded political party that tries to force their religion on everyone even though there's separation of church and state, who says that they want less government then violates personal privacy rights like abortion, and then they pass the patriot ACT. They believe that a rape victim should be denied her right to an abortion and be forced to take care of a baby that's not even hers. They are against killing unborn babies yet once the babies are born they don't give a shit and they do nothing to help the baby, the mother or the rest of the family since they cut funding to government programs that help the poor and middle class. In addition, they refuse to provide funding for stemcell research even though it could help us find a cure for cancer.They also give tax cuts to the wealthy as well as big businesses and put the tax burden on the middle class so that power and wealth is in the hands of the small minority of the population while the majority of the population starves. They try to privatize and totally fuck up healthcare and social security so that the poor can't afford medical care. Last but not least, they think that capitol punishment should be senteced to extremely minor crimes and they start wars for no reason and get tons of Americans killed pointlessly. It is a proven fact that Republicans are generally favored and elected by the less educated population. (Go figure).

George W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney,Republican.

by ninjastrike125 June 19, 2010

1045๐Ÿ‘ 390๐Ÿ‘Ž


republican

The American political party that protects the interests of the very wealthy and corporations by lowering their tax and regulatory burden, and making it easier for businesses to get cheap labor and cheap natural resources both at home and abroad.

Since the natural constituency for this agenda is very small, the party panders to religious zealots, racists, and the marginally retarded. Fortunately for the Republicans, the issues that activate this base usually cost nothing and have almost no overlap with their actual economic agenda.

Among wealthy: We need a Republican congress to get rid of that dreadful inheritance tax.

Among stupid: It was the Republicans what said we gonna git a flag burning amendment.

by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

1006๐Ÿ‘ 384๐Ÿ‘Ž


Republican

(1) One who does not understand the concept of kindness, generocity, and compassion.

(2) One who believes that people in other countries are worthless, and may be used as pawns for any use deemed by fellow Republicans.

(3) One who constitutes "terrorism" as something only done by others, not themselves.

(4) One who enforces racism, inequality, a false entirely subjective God, and murder.

(5) One who is privileged enough to have inherited a lum of cash from their parents, that they need not worry about very real, very urgent social and monetary problems of others.


Thanks to Republicans little Johnny, your mother and father are being sent off to fight a non-threatening war so that our President can have more money, while we can't afford to buy new shoes even though they're too small.

by Peace January 25, 2003

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