lum

Scots word for Chimney or flue,allows the reek to exit a house!

Santa Clause is comin
He's comin doon the Lum!
Ye Better Pit The Fire oot!
in case he burns his Bum!

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lum

19-20th century vernacular for the vagina. A 'lum' was initially a slang word for the flue that drew smoke from an open fire up to the chimney on the rooftop. Lum as a slnag term is quite popular with women of a certain age and social background.

Ah'm goan away tae Benidorm tae get ma auld lum swept by they spanish waiters!!

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lum

Acronym for "love you much"
Sent in a text/tweet/email to someone you care for.

ttyl, lum

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lum

when someone has no definition of their bum. i.e a flat bum. when their bum and legs appear as one.

"omg that girl over there has got a proper lum"

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lum

The patch of skin halfway between your chin and the bottom of your neck. Near the Adam's Apple. It is very stretchy, and is used for any of the following reasons;
1. Slapped to releive stress
2. Bit to show affection
3. Tugged lightly or pulled to show comradery
4. Licked to show your daring
5. Punched to seriously injure an enemy
6. Pinched to say "Stop!"
7. Tickled to awaken a sleeping giant
8. Pull with two hands to represent spirituality

"Papa Smurf will you lick my lum? Lick that lum, it's a salty lum."
"Hey, I dare you to lick that guys lum."
"I just...ARRGHHH I JUST GOTTA SLAP YER LUM!!"
"Honey, can we bite lums?"
"DIE FOUL CREATURE!" *punches lum*
"Hey, lay off, or I'll pinch your lum"

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lum

I thought this word meant the smooth lump that a Ken doll has in the place of his genitals.

"suck my lum!"

"My ex boyfriend is hung like a Ken doll. Yeah, that's right. It was practically a lum."

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lum

A small, sad lump.
(Just remove the 'p')

"What a pathetic little lump that is."
"No, that's a lum."

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