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an awesome song by Tubbo and CG5
“Cuz i’m living and loving my life by the sea”
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A metaphor for adjusting to unfamiliar situations
Ken Jennings seems a little clumsy as the new host of Jeopardy. But I think once he gets his sea legs, he'll do just fine.
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Another word for fish named by those insane PETA people.
Practical Definition: A very Tasty edible fish that can be found in any of the worlds streams,lakes or oceans.
Last night I had a tasty Sea Kitten for dinner.
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"Deep Sea" is an affectionately labeled state of being attained by Navy Divers, but not all. To be Deep Sea you must be down for your brethren, drink like a fish, and fuck like a tiger among other more sinister things.
1. Conservation:
Deep Sea Diver #1:
"That skinny 19 year old kid slammed ten jagerbombs, then rawdawged three hookers, and then took a shit in the hotel pool all before the sun went down."
Deep Sea Diver #2:
"Damn, that mutherfucker is Deep Sea already...."
2. "If you ain't Deep Sea, then you ain't shit."
3. "That motherfucker is definitely not Deep Sea..."
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Cowardly Captain Francesco Schettino, responsible for the 2012 Costa Concordia maritime disaster.
Disregarded years of maritime tradition when he "tripped" and fell into a lifeboat, leaving hundreds of passengers and crew behind to die.
"Captain Schettino is a selfish coward. You might even call him a chicken of the sea."
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The plastic tampon applicator that is found on a beach after a high tide or a storm surge.
Normally found by children who play in the sand. To save embarrassment or an in-depth conversation with a 3 year old you simply dismiss the buried treasure by non-chalantly saying "Oh honey, you just found a sea whistle!" Then you blow into the top of it to make a sound. You and your children will laugh for hours!!
For added fun you can send the kids on a sea whistle treasure hunt!! gather enough sea whistles
and you can sting them together and make a necklace!
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That's like saying a Sea Cucumber is like a Shark. One is a soggy under-water dildo, and the other is a killing machine.
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