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Anglophone university in montreal, qc. The student body is comprised almost entirely of students who were rejected from mcgill university.
What do a McGill student and a Concordia student have in common?
They both applied to McGill.
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Concordia is the Latin word for "harmony," literally "with (one) heart."
1. In Roman mythology, Concordia is the goddess of harmony.
2. 'Concordia' is the Latin name for the 'Book of Concord,' a compilation of Lutheran doctrinal statements.
3. As a place name, Concordia may indicate Lutheran involvement/settlement.
4. Concordia System of colleges, universities, seminaries of the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod, incl. Concordia College, Selma, AL; Concordia College, Bronxville, NY; Concordia Univ, Irvine, CA; Concordia Univ, Portland, OR; Concordia Univ, Ann Arbor, MI; Concordia Univ, River Forest, IL; Concordia Univ, St. Paul, MN; Concordia Univ, Austin, TX; Concordia Univ, Mequon, WI; Concordia Seminary, St. Louis, MO; Concordia Theo Seminary, Fort Wayne, IN; and the vastly superior Concordia Univ, Seward, NE.
5. Concordia Luth Seminary & Concordia Univ College, Edmonton, AB and Concordia Luth Theo Seminary, St. Catharines, ON, once part of the Concordia System, were inherited by Lutheran Church-Canada upon formation.
6. Concordia College, Moorhead, MN of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA).
7. Two Concordias in Australia are Lutheran grade schools, not universities.
8. Concordia College & University is a diploma mill with ever-changing headquarters that requires no attendance, no study, and will grant even your dog an advanced degree in approximately 12 hours.
9. Various independent Concordia institutions.
Ole: "What's the name of yer school?"
Lena: "I go to Concordia."
Ole: "Ya must be a Lutheran, then."
Lena: "Oh yeah, ya betcha!"
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An amazing,funny and crazy girl.
Tends to listen to music and supports family and friends. Peaceful but doesn't tolerate nonsense and fake people. Enjoys cooking and dancing.
It is unsual to find a girl called Concordia.
Concordia loves to eat chicken.
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It's when you do it doggy style, but instead of using a condom you use a sandwhich baggie. Without taking the sandwhich out. Just to get the squishy feeling of lunch meat inside you. Then when you're done, you do 69. Then you shove a live porcupine up her vagina & listen to her shriek. while she's shrieking, you hit her with a bus. Then you bake cupcakes, & AFTER taking the porcupine OUT, shove cupcakes up her ass & vagina, & stick it in there. Then throw the body in a nearby lake. Then eat the sandwhich as you watch her sink.
"Hey man, do you know where my mother is? I haven't seen her today"
"Oh, sorry man, I gave her THE CONCORDIA last night. You wont be seeing her any time soon."
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A village in the state of Kansas that has probably the most conservative, shallow-minded, bigot people ever...seriously. There is absolutely nothing to do and the people there usually have to adopt the ways of people around them and what they see on MTV in order to "stay cool". Don't move here unless you hate black and hispanics and love to be surrounded by white trash people who still think the "ipod" is a new thing.
Kyle: Hey man, I go to school in Cloud County, Kansas, where do you go?
John: Why the hell would you go there, dude?? Isn't that in Concordia??
Kyle: Fuck yeah it is! I wreckon the chicks are real hot and have tramp stamps.
John: Um wow, that was so 2001 that tramp stamps were in..now they are just trashy.
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That one place where everybody is a legit fucking retard, the 11th and 12th graders spend there time getting pregnant and fucking a lot of dudes, but that goes for everyone there, 8th to 12th grade because the guys are fuckbois and the girls are super slutty except a couple
Wow, Concordia Kansas really does suck if you think about it