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The Romeo to my Juliet... minus the tragedy and plus some XXX fantasy action & a whole lotta ca$h
#fortune's #fool #get money #freak
"Parting is such sweet sorrow/That I shall say good night till it be morrow... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs... in bed” ~ Sergio
“O teach me how I should forget to think... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Under loves heavy burden do I rise... in bed" ~ Sergio
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Otherwise known as 'The Latin Snake'. The winner of the first (and currently only) series of 'The Contender'. Never defeated in the programme, and beat title favourite Ishe and Peter Manfredo (the latter whom he beat in the final). A tall and not particularly muscular guy, his strength lies in his mind, a very mentally strong figure. His victory enabled his family to fight emerge from poverty, and his name to emerge into the world of boxing.
"And the winner is.......Sergio Morrrrraaaaaaaaaaa"
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A spanish golfer who will never win a major championship because of his massive choke factor with the putter. when he loses a tournament like the 07 british open, he blames it on a higher power by saying "i lost because i was playing against more than just the field". he is also imfamous for spitting in the cup after pulling his ball out of the hole (because of a bad score). and when he was confronted by a commentator interviewing him after the round he didnt even acknowledge the question.
the famous "fistpump" they show of him after winning the players championship was right after he missed a 2 foot putt. luckily he had 2 putts to win, otherwise it would've been another choke. after he made his 5 inch putt he celebrated more than tiger did after sinking his birdie putt on 18 to force a playoff with rocco mediate in the 08 us open.
he also complained (in an interview) about his anger towards the media for always focusing on tiger woods and not him. get a clue sergio, he will be remembered as the greatest athlete ever and you wont be remembered at all.. on the rare occation that tiger does lose he doesn't blame God for it. he mans up and shakes his opponents hand (without spitting in it first).
Matt: "dude, did you hear sergio garcia left spit in the cup for tiger to touch?"
Garrett: "yea, but tiger left cum in sergio's throat in the locker room before the tournament, so it's even"
matt: "that explains why he chokes alot, i guess he might have just been spitting tigers cum out of his mouth"
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The hottest man on the face of the earth. He can make a straight guy become gay. He sweats a lot because his silky brown hair is so thicc just like his but.
Oh, that’s sweaty sergio over there!
THE STATS SAY RAMOS IS BETTER
THE MONEY SAYS RAMOS IS BETTER
THE TROPHIES SAYS RAMOS IS BETTER
THERES ONLY ONE GOAT AND THATS SERGIO RAMOS
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A Sergio Solano is the coolest person in the world. Cooler than a daiyan, anuj, shrvan, mahmoud,ryan.daven,arjun, vedansh, a player and a holly jolly sap or whatever his name is. He truly is the coolest person in the world. He is also cooler than anyone he talks to.
Sergio Solano is the coolest person ever.
Sergio Solano is cooler than you.