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The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

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To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking

I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.

by K-nudt September 1, 2016


Sun situation

When a person is in an aggressive and angered state of mind for a prolonged period of time.

“yo that mothafucka at the party last night was having a fucking sun situation

“I mean he did catch his girl sucking a dude off.“

by $HArā April 26, 2021


Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013


albedo situation

When you're sexually attracted to one very specific body part, to such an extent that that's the only thing you're looking for.

"I don't have a type"
*Looks in your porn folder*
"only thighs. such an albedo situation"

by sussywussy79 March 19, 2023


Slash Situation

When one person announces to another that they are in dire need of a wee

Spig, slash situation!

by Lobstergirl1988 July 31, 2009


situational hotness

when a male/female is only seen as attractive because there is insufficient amount of other male/females around to judge from.

"dude i would love to hook up with Susan"
"i feel as if Susan only has situational hotness within our Calculus class."

by Jimmy St. George street October 5, 2009

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No Shit-Situation

When you can't poo.

Brad, "Hey dude did you lay a big one in there?"

Chad, "Nah brah, it was a no shit-situation."

Brad, "Damn."

by noshittom June 12, 2012

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