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When you wrap a fruit roll up on a man's penis and suck it off during oral sex.
I gave him a sticky mummy before he went into my tomb last night
When a homeless person asks for change, instead you proceed to furiously masterbate until climax which one aims into the homeless persons change cup
that homeless guy had that sticky drifter cumming to him. wont be asking me for change again
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When you dip your penis in someones ear, collecting wax on the tip, then proceed to make them lick it off... The sticky candle
She made friends with the sticky candle last night
During the act of performing anal sex, the man pulls out, jizzes on the woman's back and then throws a tarantula onto the jizz. The jizz then dries causing the tarantula to get stuck to the woman's back. This is a good technique that can be used to break-up with or assassinate the person you are sleeping with.
Tina: "My back hurts really bad. Ralph gave me the sticky tarantula last night."
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1. something you use if you cant reach halfway across the keyboard to use a shortcut with Shift, Ctrl, or Alt.
2. an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people
Person 1: OMG HOW DO I GET MY 100TH KILL STREAK WITHOUT DYING???
Person 2: Press Shift 5 times right when an enemy sees you to get a quick armor boost
Person 1: Thanks, man. You're my god!
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Person 1: WTF IS THIS SHIT NO I DONT WANT STICKY KEYS WTF STUPID MICROSOFT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO I DIED!!!!!!!!! WTF YOU HACKER!!!!!!!
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A group of lads wank over a biscuit, and the last to cum on it has to eat, the now "sticky biscuit"
Person1: Why isnt josh here?
Person2: He played sticky biscuit and lost
person1: Oh..............errrr
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Somebody doing anything dislikeable.
"Man, thats the third time you've fucked my girlfriend. Quit being such a Sticky Tuesday."
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