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is a strong man with an even stronger dick
Me: oh im such a SUPERMAN
Victim: NOOOOO
Me: IM SUPER BIG DICK
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A variation on the shocker for a girl who has seen too much. You stand back take aim, extend your hands, fly and hope you don't miss.
That chick is a whore, she wanted me to superman her.
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Stopping at a gas station bathroom to change for another event you have to go to.
After school, I'm going to work. But I gotta stop at the gas station to superman into my work clothes.
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a character in DC comics who people think is cool, but in all reality it a total fag.
superman is the gayest thing since gay came to Gay Town
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You start off doing the girl from behind. Then right as she's about to get off you jerk her head around 180 degrees so her spinal cord rips and she's paralized like Christopher Reeves (aka Superman).
I supermaned that girl in the wheelchair.
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when you and your buddys are hittin a jay and that shit is burning your fingertips...put that shit up to you lips and inhale that bitch and swallow it. you've just supermaned the blunt.
"Yo Justin just burned his tongue trying to superman that blunt roach!"
"the jay is almost out, what should i do with it?" "SUPERMAN DAT HOE"
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When a girl finds the man of her dreams..her superman.
I love him hes like my superman!!
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