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Superman is a doggystyle or pronebone sex move where you either:
A: If the partner on bottom likes to be choked a bit - tie a sheet around their neck and after you cum, smack their ass SUPER hard and run away - the partner will give chase with the sheet trailing like a cape.
B: After cumming on their back, stick a sheet, or shirt to the cum. It will dry in place, when they get up they will have a cape stuck to their back!
Me: Last night, I superman'ed that ho I met on Tinder with her own shirt!
Friend: You huh?!
Me: I was hittin' it from behind and she said "Choke me", so I tied the sheet around her neck, after we both came, I smacked her ass really hard and ran away, she chased me with the sheet around her neck still and she looked like superman!
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First and greatest of superheroes, Superman has been going strong for 75 years and counting and has paved the way for all superheroes that have come since. Possessing both epic ability and epic virtue, Superman defines what it means to be super and inspires us all to be better versions of ourselves.
Superman flies high and prevails against evil with wisdom and might.
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When someone has anal sex and planks on the person's backside during anal sex and raising their arms like superman.
"Last night I saved my partners life by supermaning inside of them" "Last night I supermaned the Mrs and my load almost sent me to space"
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A man who gives all but asks for nothing in return. The closest to an Almighty. A SUPER-man.
Clark Kent (Superman - Kal El) was named Superman because of being a Hero, helping people, yet people had no way to return a favour. Thus known as being a Superman, he still did what he was best at. Giving people, asking for nothing.
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Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerfull than a locamotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. The amazing stranger from the planet Krypton. The man of steel.
Superman!
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A man who thinks he's indistructable, and has a habit of rescuing damsels in distress. Hes funny, smart, fun, and easy on the eyes. He also has had my heart since day one. His story touched me, and I owe him my life too. He is nothing short of amazing.
"Superman, if you are reading this, this is the closest you'll get to me saying this aloud right now, but I love you. Love always, Queen Mari :)"
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To change clothes really fast.
Person 1: Shoot. I'm late for work.
Person 2: You're not even dressed yet!
Person 1: Yea.. I'm gonna have to superman it and fly.
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