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An incest driven Alabama university named after a woman's period
It's that time of the month again, get ready for the Crimson Tide
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When you take a massive shit and clogg the toilet and the water is above normal level.
The upstairs bathroom is in high tide so use the downstairs one.
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Nickname for the University of Alabama atletics teams.
The Crimson Tide soundly defeated Auburn today on the basketball court!
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A phrase uttered by brainless individuals after being arrested for ridiculous crimes. Officially the battle cry of the University of Alabama, and also the most obvious period joke ever written. Screamed by drunken students who will be unemployable in the real world because their degree is not recognized by anybody outside of the state of Alabama, despite their dillusions that they are attending an intellectual powerhouse. These students would have been better going literally anywhere else in the SEC besides the Mississippi schools. Also commonly found on articles of clothing on gas station and walmart employees and other trailer park dwellers nationwide. The saying is typically accompanied by a number ranging from 10-25 referring to the mythical number of National Championships Alabama claims, which even the most die hard Alabama fans can't agree on.
In addition to all of this, the phrase is moaned immediately after ejaculating onto a picture of Bear Bryant while simultaneously using a houndstooth butt plug.
Reporter: Sir, do you have anything to say for yourself about the charges of dealing heroin to your 10th grade students?
Blatantly Unqualified Teacher: "Roll Tide"
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n. regarding pooping, a payload so large that a portion of it extends above the surface of the toilet water. similar in concept to hidden rocks in a ocean bay which, at low tide, protrude for all to see. see also break water.
"man, don't go in there for a while."
"dropped a mean one, huh?"
"yeah. low tide, dude."
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To have intercourse with a particularly filthy girl (in reference to the fishy smell of an unwashed vagina). When used as simply low-tide, it can be used to describe anything that's filthy.
After low-tiding with the scummy hooker, Joe decided to visit the doctor to make sure he didn't catch anything.
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the turning of a tide that encourages consumption, and misunderestimates the compassion of our country... and also misunderestimated the will and determination of our commander in chief too.
George Bush quote "I think Tide Turning as i remember, i was raised in the desert, but it's easy to see a tide turn.... did i say those words?"
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