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The Dentist drill, lay your women back and then say "open wide" when she does shine a light in her face and proceed to drill her throat with your dick.
Boy- Can we play the dentist's drill?
Girl- Okay..
Boy- Open wide here comes the drill...
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When the man uses a crowbar to yank out the female's teeth before shoving the bloody teeth inside her anus. He then proceeds to ejaculate into her anus so that the teeth are sufficiently coated in feces, semen and blood. The male then uses his mouth to pick them out and drop them into the womans vagina. He then smashes the woman in the back with the crowbar, breaking her spine and making her able to use her mouth to pick the teeth out of her vagina and back into their place.
Person 1) Greg tried to dirty dentist jane so she slapped him
Person 2)God, the dirty bastard!
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A Dentist Dodger is someone who has not had a visit to the dentist for so long that their teeth are barely existant.
Guy 1: Hey did you see the new guy James?
Guy 2: Yeah he hasn't got teeth they're all black stumps!
Guy 1: Wow he's a serious dentist dodger!
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Giving oral sex
Origin: you go to the dentist for what? Oral hygiene. See the connection? Also very useful for describing one's advancement in the particular sport.
-patient: beginner
-dental hygienist: bit of experienced
-dentist: very experienced
"They're at a new stage in the relationship, they just started going to the dentist."
"I went to the dentist with some guy at a bar last night."
"Have you heard that Mary went to dentist again last night?"
"I'm not surprised, she's a dentist."
"Joe is concerned about her oral hygiene, he's trying to convince her to go to the dentist."
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The act of swishing diarhea between the teeth of two (usually acne-ridden)bisexual narcassists
showed your dad the ol dentists delight last tuesday
And he almost woke up
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1. A paid assassin.
2. An enhanced interrogator.
3. A sex move where the girl lies on her back and a guy opens her mouth and skull-fucks her from above. Then he cums in her mouth and tells her to spit.
1. I hired an Iranian dentist to take care of that building inspector.
2. They used an Iranian dentist to make him talk.
3. I gave her an Iranian dentist and now she won't stop calling me.
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When you're having sex and you pull out and nut on the toothbrush and she brushes her teeth with it.
Guy: "Yo how was your date last night"
Friend: "It was sick I took her to a dentist appointment"
Guy: "Damn, she must have some pearly whites now"
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