Coach Pluta

Coach Pluta is another word for "badass" or "Jesus". He is usually very respected and can run at up to 60 miles per hour. He holds the record for holding the most records in Guiness World Records Book and due to popular belief, he can move objects with his mind. To summarize, he's an all around beast.

Coach Pluta can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Coach Pluta never sleeps, he's dormant like a volcano.

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coach zero

Possibly one of the worst head football coaches in the history of the SEC. A fool who can sink a football program faster than anyone else humanly possible. Better know as Ed Orgeron, current coach of the Ole Miss Rebels who has basically ran off every quality player and many fans. Love child offspring of Rob K. and Petey B.

coach zero don't know shit about FOOTBAW

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coach lostracco

A long time coach at Angleton high school. Standing at 4' 11" tall and 250 pounds, Coach lostracco is at the end of every rainbow. You know this troll looking man, if youve taken health, or played baseball and football.

"Damn is that a rainbow" "Yea, man we better watch out, remember coach lostracco?"

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Coach Z

A chart-topping-rapper-come-American-Pastimes-coach. Has a strange, strange accent and a strange face. And "clown feet".

Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!

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Coach-pwn

(n)-To strategically pwn an opposing team in a sporting contest from a coaching position.

"Damn, Joe Torre got coach-pwn3d pitching Wang on only 3 days rest."

"Haha... Waanngg."

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coach brown

A silk master who is one of the many few amazing top ten pe coaches in Florida he is the silliest Man U will ever meet and when u shake his hand u lust be shook and say sillllllllkkkkkkkyyyyyyy.

I was playing dodgeball in pe and since I dodged the ball coach brown said sillllllllllllkkkkyyyyyyy

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Roach coach

A burn cruise in a stagecoach, i.e. smoking ganja in house-drawn coach or carriage.

"Hark, the carriage cometh! Spark another owl, milady, let us go on a roach coach."

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