Therapist

The Rapist; someone who uses muchausens syndrome the drug children so that when they have passed through childhood development lack of said drug causes a mental disorder to arrise like taking a block out of Jenga.

The rapists entire purpose is social compliance. They reverse objective reality and subjective reality so as to impose their subjective reality is the objective relaing and thereby replace your subjective reality with theirs.

I've been paying my therapist my whole life, I'm never going to get better it seems.

Therapist

A paid lier.

Me: Hey should I kill myself?

Therapist: Nooooo! (card declines)

therapist: Go ahead and jump.

Therapist

What girl calls the guy she really likes and will eventually be with but calls him that so that they can constantly talk

Girl: oh yea he's my therapist that why I'm always texting him

Therapist

The only person keeping me from kermitting Suicide.

Shoutout to Lance, you're the best therapist