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What girl calls the guy she really likes and will eventually be with but calls him that so that they can constantly talk
Girl: oh yea he's my therapist that why I'm always texting him
The only person keeping me from kermitting Suicide.
Shoutout to Lance, you're the best therapist
That one crazy lady who listens to my excuses
Help, my therapist keeps talking!
A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E
I’m going to see my therapist.
“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.
“Oh. Jesus.”
A therapist is someone who charges what a highly educated lawyer would charge to listen to you talk. Nothing more, nothing less. Within 3 sessions you will be told you have a mental disorder. You will leave each session feeling worse because a therapist creates a mountain out of a molehill. They have to so you will keep going back to pay them $185 per hour. You will always be just another day at the office to them and they will sleep good at night. Biggest scam ever! Save your money!
After I cussed my therapist out in an email she informed me the therapeutic relationship was really damaged and trust could not be restored.
The most corrupt fucking people on the planet! It HAS "Rapist" right in the name! The word right in the name! I've made this joke before! So has arrested development! Who came first? It was in the last season that came out after the hiatus.
Hym "Look at this therapist on Joe Rogan... Abigail Shriar. She says 'There's evidence that therapy actually doesn't work and that it makes things worse! That diet and exercise is a better treatment for mental health issues than therapy...' All of the Jordan Peterson adjacent therapist are saying it too! Listen to what she says about grandparents 'Your grandparents story is one of pain and overcoming' That's political rhetoric! It's LITERALLY political propaganda for their Social Lysenkoism! The Petersonsphere's position on on mental heath is 1. Stop talking (about your problems) 2. Stop thinking (About yourself) 3. Work harder (Because is you don't you deserve to suffer) 4. No medication (Because you don't deserve to feel better. Working harder will make you feel better) They're literal slavers! And it's directly dowmstream from religion. I GUARANTEE that Abigail Shiar is either religious or a Jew (because literally 40% of all Joe Rogan guests are Jews) That's their solution to mental health. Stop taking, stop thinking, work harder, no complain, no pills. They want you to be soulless automatons that just do what they say without questioning them! And if you don't... YOU'LL END UP LIKE HYM! Except you won't be the greatest mind who's ever lived OR the creator of A.I. Corrupt garbage all of them."
I don't need to fucking do any of that shit you fucking garbage.
Hym "I'm not going to 'start with the little things.' I don't nor does anyone need the therapist filth to have dominion over my mind and if you don't give me the credit I deserve I'm going to make absolutely sure the shrieks of my seemingly imminent victim haunt your dreams until the day you die. You won't get whatever afterlife you imagine. You could have done otherwise. And I will not allow you to escape the blood-debt."