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I common woman that thinks she is better than everyone around her. They never get alone with other thongs unless they think they are better looking. They normally hang with women that are of no threat to them because they crave all the attention of the men around them.
When a thong comes around you might as well be ready to be emotionally raped
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usually smells like vagina sweat, women wear it on nights to hope to "get some".
sally wore that XXL thong for jimmy the plummer with the large ass to please him.
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The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.
Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.
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An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.
-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."
A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda
Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!
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For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
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The 99 cent bins filled with thongs that are present in Rue 21 stores nationwide. Also, an alternate name for Rue 21 itself, due to these notorious hoardes of thongs.
Say, did you see Mel's new thong? She has purchased it at the Ocean of Thongs!
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