When you're getting a blumpkin and she throws up on your dick and you use the vomit as lube to fuck her in the ass.
Man: I'd like a Seb's Super Special please.
Dirty Filthy Hooker: Eww, i don't do those.
A day, October 3rd where we can throw all people called Sebastian. Especially if they are ginger.
Person 1:Yo, did you hear its national throw Seb day
Person2:yeah
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National Seb day is a day where everyone gets together with their family and celebrates the amazing seb, people who have significant others will then dry hump them in representation of seb. National Seb day is a very important day, if you don't celebrate the seb you will be given bad luck.
Random guy: yo you wanna hang out today?
Cool girl: sorry, it's national Seb day, I'm gonna go dry hump my boyfriend
a bunch of paigons that are together and they are simps and dont care about me and i will touch seb tonight and zoe will cry
your such a seb and zoe
When one connects the positive terminal of a car battery to their asshole and the negative to the tip of their penis in hopes of sexual excitement.
โI got bored on my Friday night when no one was home and tried The Seb.โ
flog. wanker. flog. wanker. sucks melb uniteds dick and his dads a flog
you; hows melb united
seb bell: ye they lost again and i sucked chris gouldings dick
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