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Chris is not a good person and will probably break your heart over text. People with this name or Christopher suck. And play minecraft an excessive amount. He breaks hearts to get with other girls that he has been with with names like Raven.
The Asian friend that we all have and know, who's parents named him Chris as a way to Americanize him. Thinks of himself as a very smart kid, but in reality, falls a bit behind. Born and raised skinny as a twig, easy to pick up and able to be thrown around like teddy bear. In most cases, once a Chris has found someone who he finds attractive and love, he would be unable to give up said love. Chasing it to the ends of the world even when rejected or found impossible to achieve.
Example 1:
Person A: Who is that kid over there?
Person B: His name is Chris. You ought to not get too close to him.
Example 2:
Person A: Fuck mon, why is he still chasing after that girl even while he lives at the other side of the world?
Person B: It'd be a classic Chris mon.
A Scottish Canadian host of a season of the Total Drama series. Although they are popular television personalities, a Chris is egomaniacal to a fault, often foregoing or willingly going against contestants' happiness and well-being if it means getting more viewers. This makes them universally hated by contestants, with their hatred of them being the only thing they can all agree on. While a Chris prefers to remain out of the challenges and act more impartially at the beginning of the series, they increasingly becomes more involved to the point of criminal activity. Their narcissism causes them to do more things focusing on them.
A typical saying from a Chris:
“We told them they'd all be staying at a 5 star resort, so if they seem a little T.O.ed, that's probably why.”
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Your local soviet general, is a nice and kind but can legit kill anything with his kgb training. Chris uses propaganda for communism and probably caused chernobyl. Otherwise he is a good person and carries a bayonet knife around
Chris wait, who?
The Russian one, the kid that knows the soviet national anthem by heart
Oh him ah OK
Chris is my friend who is not smart plays video games too much watches baby cartoons and has 2 bosses can and ebo
ebo:chris stop watching Pokemon and get working
Chris on: ok :(
hot group of dilfs named chris's, that look amazingly hot without a tshirt and have beautiful asses
eg:
- evans
- hemsworth
- pine
omg the mcu chris's are so hot, except chris pratt