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A little douche bag.
Love him or hate him Adam Levine is a tootsie roll.
Calling someone (usually a man) queer for liking feminine stuff or kissing boys. It is basically the same as calling a feminine man a twinkie or using "gay" to shame a homosexual, but in a funny way.
*watching Winx Club* Woo yeah! Boyyyyyyyyyyy!
Guy stalking on him: HOLY SHIT OUR BOSS IS A MASSIVE TOOTSIE ROLL!
I'm headed to the club to play some tootsie roll bingo!
The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.
Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."
A sexual act, in which a man of standard height or stature, grabs a hold of a midget, or vertically challenged female, and holds her upside down. He may bear hug her lower body, or use both hands to hold her by the ankles if he has the hand strength to do so. But while she is being held upside down, she is performing oral sex on him, and simultaneously he is licking and sucking on all ten of her toes. This must continue until the man ejaculates into the dwarf's mouth
Little Gina from the strip club, she's asleep in the other room right now, she blacked out while I creamsicle tootsie rolled her... I had to finish bro, her toes tasted like pig asshole
When one partner poops in the shower and the other partner magically makes it disappear. Equalling never having to buy groceries or clean up
Honey I'm hungry can you drop me a Houdini Tootsie Roll.
When a male inserts his big toe into a woman’s anus, pulls it out and let’s her lick his big toe.
“I heard Jennifer’s into Brazilian Tootsie Rolls; must be a freak”