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Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

by Gdin22 January 28, 2015


toaster toucher

internet term for people sexually attracted to robots or other machines, both fictional robots and actual sex-bots. a more crass term would be "toaster fucker"

man the Ultrakill community's got it's fair share of toaster touchers doesn't it?

by pepperdank January 29, 2021


elbow toucher

A lesbian. Referring to a Degrassi episode where two lesbian touched each others elbows, indicating that they were into each other, elbow toucher.

Kendra and Kim are going out? I had no idea they were elbow touchers!

by just a degrassi fan October 17, 2010


bum toucher

Taken from the words bum and toucher. A bum toucher can be defined as someone who touches either alot of bums or perhaps one frequently. It can also be used to describe somebody who touches thier bum with other or perhaps their own.
They could also be known as an "ass feeler"- somebody who takes it upon themselves to feel others bums without their concent, which is frankly quite rude.

"Have you been touchin bum?eh eh cheeeky!"
"errgh you big bum toucher"

by bobbin February 23, 2005


tail toucher

a gay man. touches ass. fucks ass. gay.

"omg dude did you hear alan`s a tail toucher.
ewww"

by kirsty006 May 31, 2007


Face Toucher

Someone who has candles lit every time they have sex. Who gazes intensely into your eyes and touches your face and asks, in hushed tones, "is this ok?"

ryan gosling in 'the notebook' - I bet Ryan Gosling was a Face Toucher when he was getting with Rachel McAdams… it put us off him a bit

by ciapel January 31, 2014


pee pee toucher

one who touches ones or someone elses pee pee

wow dude you are a pee pee toucher

by jon f May 15, 2005