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A shit streaked towel following an inadequate shower
Nellie's white sheriden towel was transformed into a jacksie towel after Steve came to stay
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A method of masturbation when you take a towel and a rubber glove and you fold them and it makes a, well... butthole. Then you use lotion to make it more pleasurable.
Jason: I just made a homemade sex toy last night with a towel and rubber glove!
Earl: You mean the towel thing?
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When you sneak around with an erection that is covered with a small towel
Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.
When one browses the internet wearing only the towel they showered from.
Mark, put some clothes on! And stop towel browsing!
if your significant other or whoever forgot to put fabric softener in the washer and all the t-shirts, socks and towels are rough like sandpaper
had to dry myself with the dremel towel; makes the after shower treatment a real pain in the ass
Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll
Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll
Towel Wave (similiar to victory cigar) is used to describe a situation when a player/fan/audience waves their towels as soon as they as think their team sealed the win.
NBA Commentator #1 : Here's Kobe with the dagger 3.
NBA Commentator #2 : And There's the Lakers bench with the Towel Wave.