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trauma that is so obviously fake it seems as though it was written by an 11-year suburban white girl; the Mary Sue of trauma
"Yeah, you can't believe a word of Mary's wattpad trauma."
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A seductive, clever way to get into bed with a lady. Fishing for deep-rooted trauma from a women's past to unveil her daddy issues and eventually get them into bed with you
Guy 1: Hey dude! How was last night?
Guy 2: Oh bro so lit! I was trauma fishing this girl and ended up going home with her. Life is good.
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The act of sharing trauma with a person with whom it is inappropriate to do so or with an uninterested individual.
I didn’t mean to trauma-vomit on him for our 2nd date but I totally did.
Every time I visit my mom she trauma-vomits all over me.
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A term commonly used by angry grown ass adults with blue hair who are still mad at their parents for making them go to Sunday school instead of letting them sleep all day.
“Omg I had to wake up at 8 on Sunday mornings and go to church, I have so much Religious Trauma.”
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A female EMT or Paramedic (no they are not the same). Usually arrives at the scene of a car crash caused by a drunk idiot.other dumbass. Appears out of a large truck with flashing lights and woo-woo sounds. Generally saves lives in Trauma situations where people were too stupid not to get hurt.
I thought it would be a good idea to see if my gun was loaded by shooting at my brother. Then I had to call the amb-ooooo-lance people and one was a girl...ahem, a trauma queen
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When you smoke at least 2 blunts of some kush, or good chron, with one person. you will then get blunt trauma
"That Blunt trauma is feelin to sneak up on me"
"True dat"
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weird person: i like trauma core.
normal person: dumb
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