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When a male ejaculates into the mouth of an obese female with enough force to cause her to expel flatus.
Dude 1:Dude, have you ever smelled fart and cum at the same time?
Dude 2: Yeah, one time I gave this girl a Whitewash Tuba.
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I though I had to take a crap but it was Just gas so I ended up playing the Toilet Tuba.
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When you take a shit into a funnel that runs into a girls mouth, which she then proceeds to puke the poop into the entrance of a tuba. You then play the tuba so that the liquids squirt out into the girls mouth. She then swallows the mixture and eventually shits it out into a bucket, where you then make her cum and squirt into the bucket. You piss into the bucket and pour it into a water gun. You go to a cemetery, dig up a body from a grave, and let it dry in the sun for 24 hours. You go back to the body and shoot the liquids into their urethra. You then piss into the dead bodies mouth and force water down their throat, preferably about a gallon. You wait for the liquids to proceed into the bladder. Next, you fill the vagina of the dead body with shit and cum. You tip the body upside down for 10 seconds, and then you lay it down. You put your mouth over the urethra, and the girl puts her mouth over the vagina; if there is not enough room, just have one person put their mouth over both parts. Take two anvils and have two friends drop them directly on the stomach and bladder. The contents of the carcus will project into you and the girls mouths, giving you an instant, pleasurable taste. You have completed the tuba slurp.
Me and my girlfriend just performed a tuba slurp, it was so fun!
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to text someone while doing something else as well.
anton tuba texted gaby to tell her he loves her while he was doing his laundry
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1. To try and hug someone while carrying a sousaphone
2. A group hug in the tuba section before a performance
1. He gave me a tuba hug and dented his bell.
2. For luck before championships, they called for a tuba hug.
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tuba bosses consist of a musical piece, usually using a brass instrument, and a guy wearing a tuba as a costume. search up tuba knight on youtube to get a common idea.
Tuba bosses are cultural masterpieces
During fellatio, your partner sucks on your meat until it bruises. Turning your “tuba” blue.
Damn dude she suck the soul outta me and now I gotta Blue Tuba.