Typical Danbury Whore

A super liberal girl that will probably put you on blast if you say something that’s not PC, but will also get shitfaced and fuck you like no tomorrow.

Nick: Bro how was last night with Sarah?
Chris: Dude she made me cum 3 times in an hour, but then put me on blast after saying “damn nigga that was amazing”
Nick: what a typical danbury whore!

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landon-typical boy

yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm

Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!

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typical mustang driver

Someone who tried to show off and fails and hits a crowd, wall, or another car. Or just runs off the road into a ditch

Did you see that GT500 Mustang hit that white Ram leaving the meet?

Yeah man, typical mustang driver.

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typical Kenny

Whenever something good happens in a baseball video game it is a typical Kenny, the opposite of a typical Jimmy.

I just hit a grand slam, now that is what I call a typical Kenny!

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Typical Lunch Eater

describes a person who is not known for anything good and is just there, taking up space.

Megan is a typical lunch eater.

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typical white person

a caucasian male or female who spends time either watching or playing tennis, drinking coffee from starbucks or doing yoga. they either work at a normal day job or are in college getting a degree to be a teacher or nurse, in which they will never use.

"Hey, see that guy over there?"
"Oh, him? He's just a typical white person off to yoga"
"Wow"

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typical asian girl

Basically a basic white girl, but extra feminist and acts like they are oppressed bc they are "colored", also is smart and loves buzzfeed, and forever21

that typical asian girl

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