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The University of Miami, the REAL U. Not to be confused with any backwater Pennsylvania hick towns (see Unionville, PA) which 99.9% of the population has never heard of, or any high schools located within said insignificant hick towns. This is the one that people have actually heard of and would give their left nut/first born child to be associated with.
This place is private not public. We have as many people in our school as you do in your class. But we'll still kick your ass in football. We dont pay to go to the games and the stadium may be 20 minutes away- but we drink in it. We pre-game like you party. We live where you vacation. We suntan while you freeze. We party harder then you know how to. And the places we party you've only seen on TV. We're going to the next bar while you're passing out. It's ok to be jealous. We understand your animosity. We live the life you wish you had. And of over 4000 universities and over 1700 division 1 schools, only one is simply known as "The U"
Better than your school since 1925...
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No u backwards, this takes no u to another level
Mega bully: I am the most powerful being in the world! You have a small pp
You: u on
Mega bully: Fucking dies
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The strongest comeback\reply of all time.
Person 1: ur mom gay lol
Person 2: No u
Person 1: *Heart failure*
this is a comeback that will eliminate anyone in any situation, this mean if you are in an argument, if they insult you, this comeback will basically murder them!
Enemy: You're fat
You: No u.
Enemy: OMG I AM SOOO SORRY FOR THAT I'M SORRY FOR MY ACTIONS
The ultimate recovery line.
Generally used after a roast, your mum gay being the most common, the victim can use this to pull a switcheroo.
You can also use the phrase 'Uno reverse card', however, no u works the most effectively
Billy: Oi Jeff your mum gay
Jeff: no u
Billy: *cries*