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When someone thinks they are ripped; yet they have a super beer gut.
Dude, your not working out your abs enough; your getting a uni-ab!
When your friends at uni never come out with you anywhere or do anything because they always complain or give excuses that they never have any money because they are students.
Is Fred coming to the strippers?
I hope so, he's invited. I just hope he doesn't go all uni-poor on me.
When both thighs are so fat they appear to merge into one.
When both thighs are so fat they appear to merge into one. uni-thigh
Bunch of 18 year olds who all drive cars (notably the fiat 500) their daddies paid for. They all have the latest iPhone that their daddy has also paid for. They have a shit rugby team and compared to Leeds Beckett they’re totally unable to hold their drink!
everyone at uni of Leeds are a bunch of posh wankers!
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A strictly 'one time' serving of metaphorical pie enjoyed whilst at, or sourced from, a university.
We came home on Sunday morning with nothing more than rude heads, blue balls and a sincere longing for uni-pie.
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The voice one develops after attending university. Usually a weak attempt to lose a regional accent in order to become socially elevated.
"Saw Steve the other day.. has he finally come out of the closet?"
"No, he just graduated. He's got uni voice."
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