Uncle Sreejy

An elderly, yet sexy man who lures children to his large, white van during a (preferred) Sunday afternoon. He then proceeds to read innocent material to his victim right before (usually) scarring the childrens' lives with forced assault. His victims will usually never remain the same afterward. Some victims come back, and others.. well they never do. This potential experience is called the "Reading Buddies" experience. CAUTION: If you are a Reading Buddies survivor and would like to seek help, please call the following number: 1-800-273-8255

"Hey, did u hear Jeff was a Reading Buddies survivor." said Mahdin.
Pattel answered, " Yeah boy, he survived Uncle Sreejy . How is that even possible?!"
Ricky chimed in, " I dunno but iz lit up in these Brampton woods!

uncle philed

To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out of the door.

As the wealthy Uncle Phil (Will Smith's Uncle in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air) did to Will's low-life best friend, Jazz.

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Uncle Rupert

1. Rupert Murdoch, owner of News Corp., which includes Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, Sky Television, the Times of London and other major media outlets. 2. the puppet master of conservative America.

Q:Why are those ignorant people protesting the Islamic community center in lower Manhattan?

A: Because Uncle Rupert, via Fox, told them to do so. They are his sheeple.

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Uncle Muzz

1. To be an out and out champion bloke. Often the life of the party and the one with the best jokes and stories. That is, like your favourite Uncle.

2. A name used to describe a regular visitor of strip joints. The strippers know him so well, and are comfortable with him, that he is some what like an Uncle.

3. Someone that is a borderline alcoholic, often waking up in odd places and having minimal recollection of the night before.

1. When walking into a party, make the annoucement: "this shit is about to get real, Uncle Muzz is here!"

2. Stripper: "UNCLE MUZZ! Just the usual?"
Person being address: "Yes thanks darlin'"

3. Person: "I can't remember a thing from last night, and I woke up in the bathroom of a retirement village"
Person's friend: "Good one Uncle Muzz."

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uncle iroh

Leaves from the vine

Uncle Iroh is best Uncle

Uncle Kanye

An increasingly popular nickname for Kanye West as he continues to sell out, becoming increasingly servile to a white supremacist president by agreeing to theoretically siphon off some of the young African American vote for Joe Biden.

Look, there goes Uncle Kanye huggin’ on the Bigot in Chief again, he’s even got a line of chic but ugly hats styled after 45’s weird yellow combover!

Uncle Coolio's

The name of the restaurant in Orland Park IL that is part of the Uncle Julio's Mexican Restaurant chain. Known by Coolio's because 85 percent of the clientele looks like the rapper Coolio.

Hey Pat you want to head up to Uncle Coolio's today? No Tom, I don't feel like getting shot again. Let's go to Mama Maria's instead