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"I was a unicorn in high school. I didn't lose my horn until I met your father."
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When boning a horse and its dick goes through your forehead
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A strange and rare girl, rather mystical. A virgin girl in High School
Ohh man, she's a Unicorn, no way can I try that
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Tasty with A1 sauce, grilled over an open flame.
Mmmmm, this Unicorn is very tender.
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A unicorn is somebody who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.
"I'm a unicorn, or a bicorn." - Brittany S. Pierce
Kurt Hummel is a unicorn.
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a mythical creature that is rarely found, see girlfriend
The chances of you finding a girlfriend is the same as you finding a unicorn
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the magical, mystical creature that is the female erection, or lady wood.
"Regina, your unicorn is showing". or.. (Tounge rolled up, mouth open) "Chelsea, put your unicorn in here." OR "Garrett Hedlund gives me a MAD unicorn!
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