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1. A university in Salt Lake City that Jack-Mormons revere as an Ivy-League school. A decent and cheap public school that may lead to a solid career in Utah, Idaho, some parts of Arizona, and no where else.
2. A "back up plan" for students applying to BYU, but are too conceited to attend Utah Valley University.
3. A junior college in Salt Lake City, with a twist: they hand out Bachelor's Degrees.
4. A public university for people who hate Mormons, but are afraid to leave Utah.
Father: "Did you get accepted to BYU?"
Son: "No, but the University of Utah accepted me."
Father: "Oh..."
Friend 1: "Man, Mormons are self righteous!"
Friend 2: "Then why don't you just leave Utah?"
Friend 1: "Umm..."
A taxpayer-supported university located in Salt Lake City for people who
A. don't have the grades or the test scores to get into BYU
B. want to major in smoking pot, getting laid, drinking beer, jerking off, or journalism
C. want to study Marxism
D. are non-Mormon or Jack Mormon
Orrin was rejected by BYU so he decided to enroll at the University of Utah where he majored in jerking off and minored in journalism.
The University of Utah is a college in Salt Lake City, Utah. It offers the thrilling lifestyle of living in a desolate wasteland surrounded by Mormons, and the academic prestige of a community college. But, hey, at least it's cheap.
Student: Are you going to the party tonight?
Friend: Party? We're in Utah.
Student: Oh yeah, well I guess we can study for class.
Friend: Why bother? A degree from the University of Utah is ignored outside of Utah, but not needed inside Utah where you can easily get a job from one of your four thousand uncles.
Town that consists of a grocery store, gas station, Wendy's, and thwe creepy old guy with the shotgun that lives in "them hills o'er there".
Josh: Herriman,Utah is so friggen boring it's not worth living anymore! I'm going to kill myself by jumping into a wheat field or going on "Old Man Butterfield's" property
Stetson : You're a sissy. You won't kill yourself
Josh: I know... People in Herriman, Utah are just like that though
A team that you can tell got relocated to Utah. What is jazzy about Utah?
A team name like the Utah Jazz is a lot like a team named the Utah Marlins.
A small town in the middle of nowhere Utah about 4-5 hours away from Salt Lake City. Made the news in May 2000 when the town passed a law requiring all residents to keep and maintain a gun.
I wouldn't want to live in Virgin, Utah. The right to keep and bear arms should be a choice, not a requirement.
A deer ass taxidermied to look like a wolf with inbreeding. Bought for laughs or given as a gag gift.
I got Dale a Utah werewolf for his birthday, you should have seen his face