Herriman

Podunk-Middle-of-Nowhere, Utah (another middle of nowhere). A city with a swamp, a hill, a couple trails, and a gas station half-way across town, and a creek (pronounced crick by the locals). See also Hickville

Jed: Hey, how bout them Herriman mou'ains eh?
Ezekiel: Yeh, an' if yeh look rill close, yeh can see that therr crick.

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Herriman, Utah

Town that consists of a grocery store, gas station, Wendy's, and thwe creepy old guy with the shotgun that lives in "them hills o'er there".

Josh: Herriman,Utah is so friggen boring it's not worth living anymore! I'm going to kill myself by jumping into a wheat field or going on "Old Man Butterfield's" property
Stetson : You're a sissy. You won't kill yourself
Josh: I know... People in Herriman, Utah are just like that though

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herriman surprise

When your friend sends you something in the mail secretly, trolls you about its existence and then cops an attitude when you seek further details.

Jeff: "Hey, Matthew. I might have sent you something in the mail, don't be mad."
Matthew: "Dammit! What did you send? When does it arrive?"
Jeff: "He he he he!"
Matthew: "Just tell me!"
Jeff: "Nah. This is a Herriman Surprise!"

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