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vodka that contains no alcohol. also known as water.
Bob: hey can you get me a drink please?
Billy: yea sure! what do you want?
Bob: I don't feel like drinking today. just hit me with a shot of virgin vodka
When one is incapable of having sex due to their inability to "get it up" because of heavy alcoholic consumption. Also see whiskey dick.
Diane wanted to fuck, but I couldn't get anything going because I had vodka dick.
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The cheapest vodka sold at most grocery stores. Tastes and smells like -and may actually be- rubbing alcohol. Can be used to make respectable jungle juice or screwdrivers.
Wow, I don't know which tastes worse: the Fleischman's vodka or the Montezuma's tequila.
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The female equivalent of whiskey-dick. When a woman has had too much to drink and although her libido is strong, her vagina don't work.
Jane was at the bar all night drinking appletinis. She went home with Rob, but when they got down to it, she succumbed to the vodka-box.
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Mixed drink consisting of only vodka and water. Can also be made with tonic instead of regular water. Very low calorie therefore making it one of the healthiest mixed drinks you could have and a favorite of white girls everywhere.
Shelby's on a diet so shes only drinking vodka waters tonight.
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(n.) The act of sodomizing someone while drunk on vodka.
In drunken confusion after drinking much Ketel, Ray gave Gabby a vodka colonic.
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A funnel attached to plastic tubing to allow large quantities of vodka to enter the human body at one time. A specific form of a funnel and similar to a beer funnel but with much smaller dimensions as to limit the amount of liquid consumed at one time.
I think I down 5 shots at once doing that vodka funnel.
Why are my kidneys exploding? Oh yeah, I did a vodka funnel.
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