Wales.

No, not a megaton weighing animal. A country west of England but part of the UK. Known for it's sheep, pollution, rubgy, musical talent and weird language.

Not to be confused with the American view of "Enggelaendd" or "Yurop" as they call it.

Example 1: Welsh person: Eye 'ate Inglaand eye do.

Example 2: Most Welsh people are English and speak it.

Example 3: Welsh people are not inbred. Rednecks and people from Luxembourg are.

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Wale

Someone who is a wale can only be described as a 'latent but raging homosexual'. They seem so obsessed with the ALLEGED (but non-existent) homosexuality of others that they must clearly be repressing strong homo-erotic feelings herself.

Discovered by the Germans in 1908 and literally meaning "a whale's vagina", the greatest irony surrounding the abuse dished out by a Wale is that their unfounded prejudicial feelings are directed towards a gentlemen who's name, by the definitions laid down by this site, means both...

"a conversational climax/a mind orgasm"

and...

"a man with a well endowed sexual organ"

... or in other words... AWESOME and therefore beyond reproach.

"Whoa, that Wale is such a massive mammal's minge - it's science"

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wale

pronounced Wahl-ay,

--Wale has no set definition, because it can mean everything and anything. It is whatever you want it to be. It is often associated with African-Americans also. Spelling varies, some even like to include an accent on the e like such, walé.

Wale to that wale.
Wow your hair is wale today.
Look at those wales jump.

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Waleed

Annoying arab man who's only friend is suleman and his true love is natasha

Person1: I met this annoying guy who loves natasha
Person2: That is Waleed

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Wale

A gay rapper who got a tattoo of his man-crush, Chris Cooley. The two were friends until Cooley saw Wale's tattoo, at which point there was sudden awkwardness.

50 Cent: "Fat Joe is a real Wale. Wale is a real Wale."
Jay-Z: "So they're both gay?"
50 Cent: "Yep, and so are you!"

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wales

Right where to start with these wierd talking homosexuals?

Well there french from the start, so we all hate them :), they put wellingtons on the sheeps so they can run away (Yes what i mean is they bum anything), Plus from little britain there is no only gay in the village, there all homo's, so i advise you never go there unless youve packed your shotgun or a sane person.

Brit man : Keep back, get backing into your gay bar
(Pushes pitchfork into wales)

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Wales

A really gay country where face painting sheep shaggers live and guess what? They shag sheep. The welsh language has a lot of gaginng and choking noises, what’s that all about? Btw welsh cakes are delicious

Person 1: “dude there’s white stuff in my lamb!”

Person 2: “ Oh, it must be from Wales

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