Wifi Digger

A girl that is only with you because of wifi

See that wifi digger over there, she's only talking to him because he has a hotspot

kmart wifi

An internet connection so bad that it makes the game you're playing back in time.
Popularized by youtuber Alpharad.

Person 1: Damn, i can barely move because of this guy's kmart wifi.
Person 2:
Person 2:

wifi tease

(noun) when you piggyback from another's wifi source and it can't make up its mind whether or not it wants to remain an available network. Usually due to poor atmospheric connection or poor signal quality.

Bob: I can't seem to stay connected to Inetgirl. It keeps bumping me off the internet."
Tom: "Yeah, I hear Inetgirl is a real wifi tease around THIS neighborhood."

walmart wifi

Having a slow and shitty wifi connection. Used because Walmart is shitty and cheap. Cheap wifi=slow wifi.

"Damn, look at all this lag!"
"Walmart wifi!!!"

wifie wankin

Haha wifie wankin (in mels world) - a woman using her fingers or toys to pleasure herself untill she climax-s..... HAHA

Last nicht i Ws rubbin it as hard a got a friction burn, love a 'wifie wankin' session that a do though

wesley wifi

poor

bruvvvv you have wesley wifi

Corona wifi

The type of wifi during this shit ass pandemic where everyone uses the internet causing issues not making the internet work

You try to watch the 11th episode of your new harem but your corona wifi says nope