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I fucked your Wife last night

An immature and inappropriate response when you lose an online multiplayer game.

Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 15, 2022

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your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad

The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.

Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....

by George May 2, 2005

112๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


I don't fuck with you

Wanting nothing to do with someone, whether as a friend/acquaintance or more. Can be abbreviated as "idfwy" or "idfwu". Gained popularity from Big Sean's song. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "fucking someone".

Kacey: Hey why don't we invite Lisa to the party?
Marissa: Hell no. I don't fuck with her, she's annoying

Jason: Hey baby I miss you, let's get back together
Kacey: No thanks, I don't fuck with you

by LeiDomingues March 11, 2016

161๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


i wanna fuck on you

iโ€™m definitely trying to fuck, like i just wanna fuck on you

โ€œdamn baby i wanna fuck on youโ€

by kabfiel78 May 31, 2019

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


I wanna fucking die

The feeling i've got rn

sup, homie, what ur xbox gamer tag wanna play with someone and i wanna fucking die but that's not relevant rn so drop it

by OneSaucyBoi May 4, 2020

18๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I will fuck you up!

means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too

Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!

by noladoc April 27, 2014

100๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


I will fuck you with a rake

An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE"

by Muhammad Hassan August 6, 2008

379๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž