wine in a can

See It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Wine from a box which is then put in a can. Usually a Diet Coke can is used. Purpose: drinking wine in public with big gestures.

Dennis: Get this guy some wine in a can

Mac: Wow, I feel like this is perfect for my large, angry getures.

Dennis: Yeah well, we're not giving Frank an intervention for bad ideas.

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wine-o

An indivudual who enjoys drinking wine more than most, this would be the person you ask... "what kind of wine goes best with lamb shanks and sweet peas?"

My roomy is a huge wine-o, she has over 200 different wines in the basement.

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Thunderbird Wine

a tasty tasty high octane swill made especially to control the afro american population.

Thunderbird Wine:

‎"What's the word? Thunderbird!
What's the price? Fifty twice!
What's the reason? Grapes in season!
Who drinks the most? Them colored folks!
What's the reaction? Satisfaction!"

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Wine Crotch

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.

Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...

shower wine

A bottle of wine consumed whilst in the shower.

Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.

Afro Wine

A somewhat sophisticated term for kool aid used in urban areas.

Dude: Girl why don't you come over tonight? I got 4 movies and a whole pitcher of afro wine.

Girl: What flavor?

Dude: Grape

Girl: Be over at 7

wine crime

is when you have had a long, tiring day and you would like to wind down and relax before going to sleep. The crime occurs when you fall asleep or crash before you have finished your glass of wine - hence wasted wine

Dumping that Pinot because Lisa passed out Last night is such wine crime!