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Cornelius The Wise

Cornelius Loduha served below the headmaster Humphrey Loduha amidst the mighty Holy Slovakian War of the Eighth Century. Cornelius was a brave fighter, and eventually when Humphrey died due to wounds in the mighty battle, Cornelius took action and handed a defeat to the liberals and CNN at Biden’s peak. He is known to be the bravest warriors of Slovakia and his lineage has created the largest if not the largest, Slovakian dynasties of our time.

Teacher: Who was the bravest warrior during the times of the Holy Slovakian War.
Student: Him
Teacher: No, but he is basically is him.
Student: Cornelius the Wise
Teacher: blesses the student and kisses his nose

by thefarm July 3, 2022


Wise Man

When you have a caffeine drink and weed together to get amped up for the day.

Rob started getting that 2:30 feeling so he had a Wise Man

by Darfyjones June 18, 2017

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Wise-Ass

Wise-Ass is a way of life. It's a multi-faceted 'experience-brand' that currently focuses on unique, witty t-shirts and fashion apparel. it's complimented by exceptional events throughout the country and run by some of the coolest chicks you'll ever meet.

www.wise-ass.com

Are you a Wise-Ass? check out: www.wise-ass.com to find out.

Wise-ism #246: When traveling to a foreign country, don't celebrate your patriotism by rocking old school american flag t-shirts and ripped levis. Only a Wise-Ass would do that.

by Jillian M. Kelleher August 25, 2006

32πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Paskin the wise

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!! p.s also is very wise

Tom Paskin

by H + C March 13, 2004

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Wise Dogg

somebody who is wise often
e.g. a wise cunt

Ryan Graham
Svet Duric
Pete todorov
Mcfaarland
Mcgee

and etc

are all wise dogg(s)

by Svet Duric August 10, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Wise VA

Wise Va........ Totally fucked! Full of depression and hillbilly heroin. The best part of Wise is leaving 🀘

Hey man did you get to eat at Dairy Barn while you were in Wise Va? ......... What the fuck is Dairy Barn and why did I see a fair worker trying to eat a nerd rope out of your asshole while ain't coalminer's daughter?

by D!ck Hurtz March 15, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


counter-wise

Contrary to ones way of thinking; against there better judgement

Counter-wise to Jack's hate of The Beatles, he decided to give them a listen.

by Jack Wyner November 21, 2016

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž