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Wooly Witch

Noun - Super hardcore lefty lib feminist who doesn’t shave

That hitch is a Wooly Witch

by Desmond J Jones November 2, 2020


wooly bagger

n. Aussie term for a crooked politician.

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Reckon that Trump bloke is the sort of wooly bagger that would try to sell a drover his own kipbuck.

Too right mate.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019


wooly cow

The most adorable animal known to man, they are also known as Highland Cows, and are a breed of cow native to the scottish highlands and the Outer Hebrides islands of Scotland. They are known to have large horns and a long wooly coat, and a gentle friendly nature. Their milk is rich (though not as much as Elon) and has a high butterfat content, and they are primarily a beef breed. Being a very hardy breed, they can survive in a wide variety of environments, such as the highlands they are from and the odd hellish area known by some as Trump's America. Along with this, the females concieve quickly and the bulls are aggressive and durable breeders, some starting as soon as 13 months old, though it is typically suggested not to record this, as it may be considered CP.

Joe - "Have you seen Sue's wooly cows?"
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*

by Jeff_139 November 2, 2020


wooly-minded

A state of confusion.

The wooly-minded confuse sex with love and intimacy.

by Please don't cry... May 23, 2013


Woolies Bag

A person who strolls the streets with a Woolies bag and a 6 pack of the cheapest beers a man can find. There typical night usually ends at the Vic or Campo where they are passed out begging for a stig of some sort.

Did you see that guy? He was such a woolies bag!

by Gronicon December 19, 2021


wooly boy

1. A guy who is very emotional, weak, fragile, often acts like a little bitch, he is soft (like the wool of a sheep)

2. A closeted homosexual

1. Matt used to be so cool now he acts like such a wooly boy.

2. I suspect that JP is a wooly boy

by DankestOfDefinitions May 19, 2017


Wooly toothpick

To unplug a used tampon with your teeth

What’s the smell...oh no it’s a wooly toothpick

by Jimmy887222 September 27, 2020